The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 5 to 11 August
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Cancer
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fishes
Dust again stands in a pillar, anxiety is in my soul, and the traffic cop in front got out onto the road. Gas prices don't inspire us at all. But drivers are adding problems again. It's only the beginning. Oh oh oh. Well, August is outside, and drivers should be especially careful. And now I wonder - when, when will they finish repairing the tracks ?! After all, every day we see children in orange uniforms. By the way, the stars found out who constantly tints the curbs - everyone noticed the peasants with sad faces. Well these are people who have been fined, engaged in useful work instead of fifteen days in the bullpen (or where violators of public order are now being placed). In general, let's not lose heart - summer is in full swing, and everything will be ok.
Auto horoscope from 5 to 11 August
Aries
Aries, which is better - to lie on the couch at home, holding on to the remote control, or to sit in the driver's seat, grabbing the steering wheel? You do not have to voice the answer - the stars know that you cannot live a day without a typewriter. We are ready to bring it into the apartment, as Uncle Fyodor's father did from the cartoon about Prostokvashino. But this is lyrics, you better pay attention to fellow travelers - they are so freely located in the back seat, which is even enviable. They would have a cigar and a glass of martini in their hands - look, what royal persons. Shake them on the next bump to return to reality. And by the way, do not stop near the trees - there are a lot of suspicious creatures. Everyone celebrates Knight Shyamalan's birthday and remembers his film "Mysterious Forest".
Taurus
Taurus, road stars decided to ask a question: how do you manage to stay calm in difficult situations? Yes, even in a traffic jam, you behave as if you don’t mind wasting time, and you have iron nerves (just like your horse). Maybe you carry Valerian instead of coffee in a thermos and pour Corvalol into the tank instead of gasoline? But let's not be distracted - the week is expected to be eventful, and there is no time to talk. But you can take a look around - on these August days there is so much you can not see. Just look at the reckless pedestrians. The children celebrate the Day of Firewater - well, it is understandable why they are so brave and do not even react to the driver's abuse (celebrated).
Twins
Gemini, know the rules of the road, and flashing lights are taught to skip every day unfortunate drivers. And not to drive, and not to be blunt, and to be educated, to avoid any dangerous situations. Everything seems to be simple - learn the traffic rules, get your license and drive safely. But no, there will certainly be some "genius" who called himself the lord of the road. And after all, they will not stop this reckless man with thieves' numbers - they will also salute and warn their own not to touch. Well, okay, let it roll. And you buckle up and slow down - there is a repaired section of the road ahead. Well, as repaired - they threw cobblestones on the track, like the coating is so fashionable (the wheels are in shock, and the suspension is generally fainted).
Cancer
Crayfish, oh, take a loan for a new car and not give it back - someone does so, then rushes along the highways, dreaming of hiding from the annoying and arrogant collectors. You can't hide from these guys - they'll get it in the garage. But you are not interested in these problems - the machine is old, but dear and familiar. True, you will not find some details in the daytime with headlights - look for analogs, the stars cannot advise anything smart anymore. Pay attention to those lonely peasants with burning eyes. The guys celebrate the Day of the Bachelor and see off every lady. And if you're a single chauffeur, it's time to join the party. This recommendation does not apply to female drivers, especially since the holiday is not ours, but Chinese.
A lion
Lions, ask your passengers - why do they need so much luggage? Some little bags, box bodies, backpacks - then they would hire a cargo gazelle, why torment a car? Or take money for luggage, like on buses. Well, okay, grumbled and that's enough, especially since this summer period will be quite positive, and the week will bring a lot of joy to the drivers. Organize a night outing in the countryside on Wednesday August - and the iron horse will air itself, and you will celebrate the Day of Gathering the Stars. Asterisks are falling especially actively - you can also make a wish, for example, that gasoline will become cheaper or that the traffic jams are over. Look, even the traffic cops lifted their heads up, probably dreaming of a salary increase (or new wands).
Virgo
Virgo is a difficult turn, there is a knock in the trunk, and the driver is dashing and brave. Fasten your seat belt and on the highway he will explode for two hundred - this is happiness. But happiness is happiness, and it is better not to forget about the traffic rules - they were not invented by us, and it is not for us to break. The stars do not read notations, but warn - the traffic cops are on the roads in these August days, apparently invisibly. Maybe they have some gathering or another interception plan, or they just decided to hang out and discuss their patrol affairs. Although, you don't want to trudge like a turtle either - everyone celebrates Fair Wind Day and chases like zapoloshny ones. A great holiday, you must agree - even the machine smiled and shone under the summer sun.
Scales
Scales, the cabin is warm and dry, the outside is hot and stuffy. Well, where to go to the poor driver? Pedestrians can at least climb into the fountain, wet their feet - happy people. The patrol boys, like the chauffeurs, have a hard time - stand on the stuffiness in uniform, wave your wand from morning till night. Conclusion - roll to the river, put the wheelbarrow under the birch tree, and cool yourself together with the passengers in cool water. And do not be alarmed if you see guys in shorts and T-shirts - these are sports fans who celebrate Athlete's Day in Russia. And they want to run and jump - well, okay, the taste and color, as they say, have no comrades. They don't judge you because you love to sit in the garage and talk to the iron horse about life.
Scorpion
Scorpions, hellish congestion again, and chaos on the highway, and we stand in a traffic jam again, and were left out of work. And we do not see a gap, and gasoline is already at zero. And the traffic cop is sad somewhere, and he is sad about you - do not worry, the road stars are not singing about you (patrol guys are indifferent to you these days - even strange). But play it safe, put the iron horse in a stall and move on bus 11 (that is, on foot) - both cheaply and reliably. At the same time, you will communicate with pedestrians, and perhaps understand the reasons for the strange behavior of the two-legged. Or join the guys in helmets and with hammers in their hands - they are celebrating the Builder's Day (call them to your garage, maybe they will repair something or make an extension for a bicycle).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the road is impressive these days - not a single meter of free space. There are cars everywhere, from cute Okushki to formidable dump trucks. I wonder where everyone rushed ?! Well, have you decided on the route? The stars offer their own version: go on a trip. And you walk an iron horse, and you will gain impressions yourself - drivers need to sometimes change the picture in front of their eyes. Monotony is depressing, even pedestrians seem familiar - there is yesterday's old woman with a stick, and there is the day before yesterday's uncle in socks and flip flops (trendsetter, you see). The two-legged recognized you too - you see how happy they are, they don't want to cross the road, they lined up in the middle and looked.
Capricorn
Capricorns, you got behind the wheel again, friends, even the traffic cop is not annoying. And pedestrians amuse you, how funny everyone is walking on the zebra. The everyday life of a chauffeur is wonderful, and even if the roads are terrible. What are these roads to us - you think, there is no asphalt, it is unseen. Now, if he was, then we would be surprised.In these August days, the stars decided to take pity on the drivers who bought trash in the market - they were led, poor fellows, to redecorate, but in fact everything is old and rusty. Eh, let such sellers meet an evil, pretentious traffic cop at night. Sad, and enough - where is your professional racing driver smile? Well, give everyone the heat and run for a hundredth - yes, so, you can and even faster.
Aquarius
Aquarians, do you hear - some strange growl comes from under the hood. Probably, your iron horse is dissatisfied with something in these August days. You may be steering in the wrong direction, or not pedaling gently enough. Slow down and check what is there and how - you may have to call the service this time. But with your acquaintances, not a single breakdown is terrible - they will fix it in five minutes, and they will not even take money. You will pass by old women who are always selling all sorts of nonsense, do not be alarmed. Grandmothers blow kisses to everyone. They are not hinting at anything, just celebrating Air Kissing Day. You can also send someone, or someone - but away, but with a breeze.
Fishes
Fish, the fellow traveler is silent, and the traffic cop does not wave, you rush home along the smooth path. What a wonderful dream, but the stars will tell you - someday it will suddenly become a dream. Why not? Everything happens in our life, should the chauffeurs not know this. The asphalt is good, the pedestrian is obedient, and the fuel is cheap. Oh no, this is from the realm of fantasy. And if you come across two-legged ones making strange passes with their hands, do not be alarmed and do not leave - you are lucky and you got to a treatment session. Maybe the cork from it will dissolve, or the dust in the car will disappear. The guys celebrate the birthday of Anatoly Kashpirovsky. Pour gasoline into a can and put it in front of it - it will suddenly charge and become eternal.
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