The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 24 to 30 October
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Winter, as usual, came at the wrong time and took us by surprise. It's summer in America, but in Russia every day, it's a new year. The stars were staring at the cheerful and handy guys from the tire shops - well done guys, you will not say anything. They will definitely be fine this week - there is grace in the room, just have time to turn the screws and count the money. But motorists are also familiar people, and the snowdrifts on the highway will not frighten them - think snow. But there are fewer cars, however, traffic jams have not disappeared, but this, as they say, is fate. The ideal way to get around is on foot, in felt boots and galoshes.
Auto horoscope from 24 to 30 October
Aries
Aries, hold on tightly to the steering wheel - you will have to steer a lot. The stars themselves saw how your four-legged iron friend changed his shoes into winter tires - he takes care of you, and you do not disappoint. Your favorite car this week will appreciate the warm attitude towards itself - in every sense. Sing her a lullaby before going to bed and do not forget to turn on the stove, the main thing is that you yourself do not fall asleep under the even rumbling of the engine. In order not to doze off, call your friends - their chatter will distract you from the unceremonious traffic cops (the stars still call them that, after all, it sounds better than DPSniks), and you will not have to look at frightened pedestrians - the poor fellows do not understand where to cross the road , the zebra is not visible at all.
Taurus
Taurus, on the roads you will not pass, you will not pass - you will have to come to terms with this fact. And the queues at the tire service are such that Soviet times are resting. But tough guys work until the last client - the stars believe that you will have time to change the shoes of the machine. And remember: nerve cells don't regenerate. For example, in Siberia, drivers have long been driving on winter tires, and there puddles mixed with snow and pedestrians wander with bricks in their hands (just in case, suddenly someone sprinkles), and nothing - the drivers are calm and unperturbed. In addition, an autumn road trip awaits you - a Snow Maiden or Santa Claus is waiting for you in the nearest snowdrift (make cold coffee for a treat).
Twins
Gemini, you won't get bored these fall days. Winter is on the nose, but the stars decided not to mention Velcro, spikes and other words from the life of tires. Moreover, the fate of the road has prepared much more interesting entertainment for you this week. Take a five-liter thermos of coffee, wrap a saucepan with cabbage soup in the trunk and go - hundreds, or even thousands of kilometers are waiting for you. The iron friend hums happily in anticipation of travel - do not forget to take a broom for brushing off the snow, the wipers refuse to cope with this difficult task (and not only your wipers are capricious, the peasants in quilted jackets are also not eager to fight the weather).
Crayfish
Raki, in this October week everything is fine and wonderful with you, and your favorite car too - out, already dancing in the garage in brand new winter shoes, and look, he will sing in the voice of Nagovitsyn. It is not necessary to rush these autumn days - drive yourself on the sly, settling down behind the poor fellow in a fashionable foreign car. By the way, if you see a woman voting with a bucket on the highway, do not rush to spit over your left shoulder - there is salt in the bucket, and you come across an extremely prudent woman (take it as a fellow traveler, you will not regret it). But it is not advisable to plant the guys with shovels - who knows what they have in mind, maybe these insidious hijackers have so cleverly disguised themselves.
A lion
Lions, stars promise you a lot of interesting driving situations. The main thing is to be more attentive in the evening - if in some radio horoscope you heard about a pleasant acquaintance, do not rush to slow down near each person's figure. Snow is not a problem for everyone - for children, for example, it is great fun. The kids will so skillfully fashion a snowman or a snowman that you will certainly want to get to know each other (although, maybe such a meeting will not disappoint, but what, is silent, smiles with eyes-coals, and the nose is such that you will envy). But seriously, everything will be great - the iron comrade will not enter any snowdrift and rush past the patrolmen with a bullet.
Virgo
Virgo, on these October days, your four-legged iron pet, like a tank, will overcome any obstacle. Probably got out of the garage at night and found magic rubber. This week it will seem to you that the fairy tale about Emelya is not devoid of truthfulness - of course, you will not come across stoves that are rolled along the highways, but there will be more than enough strange cars. All motorists take care of cars in their own way - someone wraps their pet in mink clothes, someone hangs the windows with fur curtains. But your friend will be happy to have an ordinary heart-to-heart conversation, the garage is a great place for a conversation with a car (you need beer, oil for a typewriter, the main thing is not to mix it up).
Scales
Libra, the stars personally met the Chief on the road, and the comrade assured us: we are ready for the snow! True, now nothing is known about this brave man, apparently, he was lost in the snowdrifts. But this information, in principle, does not make the weather - that snow, that heat, what difference does it make, if only the engine always rattles, and the muzzle of the machine was happy. And your iron friend will have a smile on his face all this week - still, new impressions, and the pictures change every minute. That Venice with puddles, then the Arctic with snowdrifts. And then the old women were furious and started throwing snowballs (drive calmly, funny grannies just remembered their childhood).
Scorpion
Scorpios, why do you think the DPS guys have such sad faces? You don't have to answer, the stars themselves know that guys just don't like the color of their uniforms. If only to dress up the traffic cops in crimson jackets, and to give out more chains - there is no need for a baton, the drivers themselves will slow down (although the uncles from the jeeps are unlikely to appreciate such an innovation). But this week the patrolmen will cheer up - under the snowflakes and the outfit is not visible, and the traffic cops, who forgot to shave their stubble, and do stand like Santa Claus. Just don’t ask them for gifts - it’s better to persuade the iron horse to speed up, let him pass by until you notice.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, the stars promise you a lot of fun, and the faithful Iron Swallow will flutter, despite the bad weather. Or do you have a different name for the typewriter? But a friend, he is a friend, whatever you call him. By the way, will the car require care, or do you think you got off with new tires? It's also good to think about interior improvement - start with anti-slip rugs, this will be appreciated not only by cars, but also by passengers (unless, of course, you are driving a bus, any carpets will be taken away there, you will not have time to blink an eye). You can buy a protective cover, but it is better to put the car in the garage for the night - the neighbour's cats will not let her get bored, the main thing is that they do not leave their smell.
Capricorn
Capricorns, this week you are the king of the road and the lord of the track. Even the traffic cops salute, to say nothing of motorists - all, as one, respectfully make way, and the road workers rush with brooms to clear the way for you. But you still have to wake up - the stars understand that in such weather they don't want to get behind the wheel, but where to go? Look out the window - what a charm: snowflakes are merrily falling into puddles, mud happily jumps out from under the wheels, and pedestrians are running around grimy (some drivers don't sleep well if they haven't sprayed a single person in a day). Ideally - buy a helicopter, there will be time, fly to the stars for tea and rolls.
Aquarius
Aquarians, if this week you see strange guys with hats in their hands, do not be alarmed - the drivers decided to collect money for road repairs. And if you want, join them yourself (you can get a summer panama, it includes more bills). And take a closer look at the fattest uncle - yes, yes, this is your mayor, but where to go, the budget is not enough. In general, the stars promise - you will ride an iron horse through the pits and potholes to your heart's content, maybe you drove into Red Square by mistake, it looks as if the path is lined with bricks. The main tip: at the end of the week, relax with your car in the country - take a shovel, a broom, and do not forget the pickled meat.
Fish
Pisces, you are in charge this week - the lucky ones on the road. You are supposed to swim according to the horoscope - there will be more than enough puddles. Your car is smart, and half of the holes, sprinkled with snow, the iron beauty will drive around, but otherwise everything depends on you - look at both. And, by the way, do not rely too much on the advice of your favorite navigator - the device lives by itself, is about to start pouring poetry. And remember more often how you were a pedestrian - a fun time: they will pour it, then they scold you. Do you remember? Now move the crowd of angry old women across the road, and there it is not far from applause - you will definitely become a hero of the Internet, the stars are sure of this.
